What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 14:18

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
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Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
Dr No